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Lys's Filk

A Tournament of Lies

 

 

This is all Elyn's fault. She quoted the theme to H.R. Pufnstuf in her LJ and it got stuck in my head.
For those who can't remember the show, you can see pictures here:

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6009/pufn.htm

You can hear the song here: http://dt.prohosting.com/70s/childtv/pufnstuf.au



Mac the Highlander,
Who's your friend when things occur?
Mac the Highlander,
When the shit hits the fan you won't see him demur.

Once upon a Halloween, while walking down a quiet street,
A boy and his friend the Highlander, sensed an immie they would meet
"Come and see with me," Mac said, "so that we can prepare."
But Methos left before Mac almost sliced through someone's hair.

And the hair belonged to a kooky old witch
Turns into a wolf; she's such a bitch
With her Voice she calls to Mac
To get him to front her attack

She waves her arms
And sings a 'poor me' song
MacLeod shanghaies
And Methos lies
And the hurt goes on and on and on and on and on and on ...

So Methos started up a ruse
And helped the Horsemen reunite
He sneaked and lied and left some clues
For his bonny Highland knight

And Mac he followed in his path
Ignored what Methos said
A fight was coming; do the math
But who would end up dead??

The horsemen died, the friends survived
The witch tried to make Methos pay
Mac made her stop while Methos cried
She dropped her axe and stormed away

Mac the Highlander,
Who's your friend when things occur?
Mac the Highlander,
When the shit hits the fan you won't see him demur.

Mac the Highlander,
Who's your friend when things occur?
Mac the Highlander,
When the shit hits the fan you won't see him demur.


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